I know what you are thinking… a Digital Christmas 2025 Card? Well here’s the thing, there is no way I could have packed all of this incredible intellectual entertainment on a cheap piece of cardboard. But I know that everyone likes a sappy Christmas Card, so here you go:
Awesome, Right? My Christmas Card Creation is Breathtaking. I even used a filter to make it look Retro. Now on to more Important things. I want to share with you 3 Things that are the Best.
- The Best Christmas Dad Joke of 2025
- The Best Christmas Carol Quiz ever created
- The Best Christmas Movie of All Time (Plus 2nd and 3rd Place)
Best Dad Christmas Joke of 2025!
Yes, there is only one and this is it:
Why did the snowman go to the Vegetable garden?
Punchline to this incredible Joke is on the Answer Page
This joke is all you need, don’t ruin it by trying a second joke. Just drop the mic, have some eggnog and be a legend.
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The Best Christmas Carol Quiz ever created
Now for the Quiz. When I was a youngster I first got this quiz and used it for years at parties and youth group events. It’s a Classic. You simply have to guess the name of the Christmas Carol and check your answers on the Answer Page! Just Don’t look ahead at levels 2 and 3!
- Quadruped with Crimson Proboscis
- Eight P.M. until Six A.M. without Noise
- Minuscule Hamlet in the near East
- Ancient Benevolent Despot
- Adorn the Vestibule
- Exuberance Directed to the Planet
- Listen, Aerial Spirits Are Announcing
- Trio of Monarchs
- Yonder in a Hay Rack
- Cherubim Audited from Aloft
- Assemble, All Ye Who Believe
- Hallowed Post Twilight
- Fantasia of a Colorless December 25th
- Shiny Tintinnabulations
- Dozen 24 Hour Yuletide Periods
- Befell During the Transparent Bewitching Hour
- Homosapien of Crystallized Vapor
- Desire Only a Pair of Incisors on December 25th
- I Spied My Maternal Parent Osculating
- Perambulating Through a December Solstice Fantasy
Congratulations on Getting all 20 Christmas Carols Correct! Are you ready for Level 2? I Thought So! Here are 20 MORE extremely cryptic, high-difficulty clues in the same elevated, puzzle-style language. Again, you can find out how accurate you were on the Answer Page.
- Perpetual Polar Nocturnal Luminescence Lamentation
- Entreaty for Celestial Dampened Mammalian Slippage Conveyance
- Temporal Epoch in Which Maternal Figure Mandates Infant Slumber
- Imperative to Vocalize the Preceding Annual Circumference
- Insistent Summons of Euphonic Percussive Metallurgy
- Inquest into the Identity of a Juvenile Percussionist
- Veneration of the Jovial Rotund Giver of Midwinter Gifts
- Bestowal of Yuletide Felicity Upon Adjacent Earthbound Creatures
- Procession of Frigid Bipedal Toy Effigies
- Liturgical Request for Descent of the Everlasting Illuminated Messiah
- Celestial Conglomerate Illuminating the Nativity Coordinates
- Satiated Nocturnal Guardian Immune to the Allure of Chimney Intruders
- Chronicle of an Aerial Cervid Under Suspicion of Youthful Exaggeration
- Frozen Aquatic Crystals Descending in Jubilant Repetition
- Ceremonial Domesticated Bovine Recounting a Nativity Proximity Event
- Harmonious Petition for Climatic Reversal from Arctic Toward Temperate
- Anticipation of a Beneficent Nocturnal Visitor Judging Mortal Conduct
- Maritime Congregants Caroling Across the Briny Deep
- Ethereal Choir Observed from Within a Shepherd’s Nocturnal Vigil
- Jubilant Exclamation Concerning Nativity’s Immediate Temporal Proximity
Hope you did well. Now it’s on to Level 3. Okay, Buckle up — these are extremely cryptic, logic-twisted, and quasi-poetic clues rebuilt to obscure the song titles as much as possible while still solvable.
These are way harder than the last set. Go here for the Answer Page.
- Account of a Celestial Event Conveyed by a Skeptical Rural Night-Worker
- Musical Invocation for the Restoration of the Primeval Orchard Dweller
- Report of Premature Nocturnal Vertical Ascension by Arctic Philanthropist
- Epistolary Complaint Regarding the Absence of a Chromatically Pigmented Sleigh Team Leader
- Liturgical Demand for the Manifestation of the Prophesied Celestial Envoy
- Observational Log From a Youthful Metallurgical Percussion Apprentice
- Directive to Extinguish Darkness via Communal Midwinter Illumination
- Seasonal Audit of Conduct by a Bearded Arbiter of Childhood Ethics
- Perambulation Through a Frozen Phenomenological Construct of the Imagination
- Thematic Narrative of a Maritime Nativity-Adjacent Fleet Approaching Shore
- Emotional Regression Provoked by Repetitive Metallic Oscillation
- Affirmation of Jubilation Concerning a Calendaric Solar-Return Milestone
- Domestic Quadruped Invoking Rejoinder to the Advent of Seasonal Precipitation Crystals
- Saga of a Carbon-Based Effigy Animated by Climatic Crystallization
- Chronicled Delight of Celestial Messengers Communicating Terrestrial Revelations
- Request for Immediate Congregational Harmonization From Those Adhering to Nativity Doctrine
- Melancholic Meditation Upon Absent Chromatic Precipitation During a Winter Observance
- Description of a Malevolent Nocturnal Encounter Between Cervid and Elderly Matron
- Confession of Witnessing Maternal Romantic Impropriety Beneath Botanical Suspensory Flora
- Declaration of Intent to Achieve Radiant Sonic Glory at Midnight’s Apex
Now to Answer That Age Old Question: Which Christmas Movie is Best?
No Need for an Answer Page Here. Of Course it is The Lord of the Rings Trilogy!
I am sure that at some point in the discussion about Christmas Movies, you heard the Lord of the Rings mentioned in the conversation. It is only natural and I can give you many reasons why! This isn’t just because they are among my favorite movies, it is a legitimate discussion. My goal today is to help you understand why this is obviously the number one choice for Christmas Movies.
Firstly, we can all agree that The Lord of the Rings and this time of year seem made for each other. But why is this the Case? I enjoy watching this series at least once every couple of years, and I even got my lovely wife Rhonda on board as a huge fan (The extended editions with all of the Appendices sold her). So I will endeavor to explain my reasoning. By the way, just writing this page made me put LOTR on the schedule for Christmas 2025.
10 Reasons The Lord of the Rings is a Christmas Movie!
1. Elves
This one is pretty obvious. Both Santa’s Workshop and Middle Earth both have elves. Do I really need to explain this? I am not even going to elaborate on this point because right now you should just be nodding and saying “that makes sense, let’s get to the next point.” So, here we go!
2. Jolly Old Magical Being with a White Beard
What if I told you to picture this: A kindly old figure with a white beard and a conical hat. Jolly laugh. Accompanied by elves. Has a famous steed that bears him around the world. Loves little people. Who comes to mind first? Santa or Gandalf?
I mean, remember how happy the little hobbit children are to see their friend Gandalf return again to the Shire… bringing them gifts? Remind you of any other children who get excited this time of year? Just saying.
3. Snow, snow and more snow!
Remember that Brutal Trek across the Misty Mountains? More snow than anybody wanted. And what says Christmas quite like snow? Every good Christmas movie has to have snow in it.
I know, the fact that there is snow doesn’t make the LOTR a Christmas Movie, but it is just one more ingredient in the big picture here. And wait until you find out what date the Fellowship Crossed the Misty Mountains?
4. Trees Central to Both The Lord of the Rings and Christmas
Can you imagine Christmas without Christmas trees? Of course not! This may be the most common thing seen in homes across America and even around the world during the holiday season.
So what about The Lord of the Rings without trees? Wait, don’t even try to imagine that, you’ll summon the angry ghost of Tolkien himself with such blasphemy! The Ents and other Trees were an integral part of the Story of the Fellowship and played a huge part in the Battle of Middle Earth. This is something that should be quite obvious.
5. So. Many. Songs.
Look, if you’ve only seen the movies and not read the books this one might not jump out as much but the JRR Tolkien never, and I mean NEVER missed a chance to have a character break out into song. It happened ALL the time in the books. So much so that some people (not me) just skip the songs when they are reading because they’re that frequent. But music is a staple of both the Christmas season and also The Lord of the Rings. So much so that it inspires frequent parody. Here is a great article if you are up for something a little sacrilegious around the Christmas Season:
Peace On Middle-earth, Good-will Toward Men, Elves, and Dwarves
6. Each member of the Fellowship receives a gift in Lothlórien
Elves distributing presents to little people? I’m sorry but if you’re not seeing it I can’t help you here.
7. The Fellowship departs Rivendell on December 25th – What?
Yes, it’s true. Personally, I find this to be one of the strongest and most convincing pieces of evidence for The Lord of the Rings being a Christmas Movie. Tolkien set the date of the departure of the Fellowship as December 25th, though it isn’t mentioned in the text of the story itself. Rather, you have to go through the dates in Appendix B of The Lord of the Rings to find this bit of information. You can look it up. Is this just a coincidence that Tolkien decided to use this day in the story?
I don’t think so. The journey of the Fellowship very intentionally mirrors that of the life of Christ. The Fellowship is born on Christmas Day, contains a prophet-priest-king triad composed of Gandalf who is a wise heavenly being who has become – dare I say – incarnate and is resurrected. Frodo is an innocent suffering sacrifice given up for all, and Aragorn is the returning king. The Fellowship accomplishes its mission on March 25th, a traditional date for the Crucifixion in history. Tolkien himself acknowledged that his faith had influenced his work at both the unconscious and the conscious levels and this alignment of dates is too careful to be coincidence.
8. The movies were released each year in December
This reason is more grounded in the real world. Of course Tolkien never imagined the movies as we love them, let alone a release schedule for said movies. But it just seems like a good time to watch the Trilogy because that is when Peter Jackson released them in theaters, in December. That is when we first saw them!
And not only were the movies first released in December: the extended editions of the films were first released the following November (Fellowship and Two Towers) or December (The Return of the King) as well! So in December 2001 we experienced this interpretation of Middle-earth for the first time and then in December 2002 you probably watched the extended edition of Fellowship again to prep before seeing The Two Towers, then in December 2003 watched the first two to prep for ROTK. Having gotten into the habit, many of us have simply never stopped watching the trilogy in many of or all of the subsequent Decembers.
9. The Lord of Gifts
When Sauron took a “fair” appearance and deceived the men of Númenor and the elves of Eregion, he took the name Annatar, which means “Lord of Gifts.” Remind you of anyone?? Okay, this is just kind of a fun little piece of Trivia that you get to hear about.
And I was able to share this great post that I found (Mostly it was an excuse to share the post) but the fact still exists that Sauron was the Lord of Gifts and he gave the rings away, and really… who else besides me thinks that Santa is a little creepy sometimes as well?
10. When Else Are You Going To Marathon a 12hr Movie??
To end on a purely practical note, all the time many of us have off from work and together with family provides the perfect opportunity to tackle all three movies (extended editions, of course!) in a row in a way that simply doesn’t come around that often. What better way then to spend a rare day off when all the family is together than by watching LOTR?
So there you have it: 10 Reasons The Lord of the Rings is a Christmas Movie. Enjoy your LOTR marathon if you haven’t already this Holiday Season. I know we will! Now go to the Answer Page to see why The Terminator and Groundhog Day are also Christmas Movies. Then somebody needs to buy me this shirt:
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