Everybody Gets a Bowl: Episode 8

Fence Line Rescue · Season One · Episode 8 · Footnote, Banjo, and Parsnip

The auction is over. Now comes the part most groups skip: thank you, and what’s next.

[Editor note: IMAGE PLACEHOLDER: HEADER (16:9)] Caption: “Everybody gets a bowl.”

Footnote: The Most Important Part

Let the record show that the thank-you notes went out within the week.

All of them. By hand. The Administrator wrote, the Fundraiser addressed, the Junior Volunteer licked envelopes until she declared her tongue “officially retired,” and I stamped each note with my inkblot, which is to say my white right front paw, pressed into a saucer of washable ink and then onto the corner of the card.¹

Every bidder got one. Every donor. Every pie, every towel, every ride to the Vet, every person on the list, both columns.

The sponsors were thanked out loud, too, on the rescue’s page, with photos: the feed store, the bakery, the Farrier, the Quilting Circle. The Feed Store Owner framed hers.

Then the Fundraiser sent everyone a short note called “Here’s What You Did.” No speeches. Just pictures: the roofers on the barn in their harnesses, a new beam going up, sunlight where there used to be a hole, and then, one gray morning, no sunlight at all, because the roof was finished.

The auction funds arrived in the rescue’s real bank account, the one that is not a coffee can.

That afternoon I sat on the coffee can while the Administrator emptied the last receipts into a folder. Then she put the lid on, and I sat on the lid, and that was the end of it.

I don’t judge. I audited. The audit is closed.

The same week, the Consultant called to ask how it had gone, and to suggest something I already had a file for: start planning the next one now, while everyone still remembers how good it felt. The Fundraiser put a new date on the calendar. In pencil. She’s learning.

Footnote: Who Went Home

You will want to know about the Fourteen. Here is the chalk count, as recorded.

Comma and Semicolon were adopted together by a young couple who said they couldn’t choose. I said they shouldn’t. They belong in the same sentence.

Ellipsis went home with the Administrator. She started a nap in March…²

And Duchess.

For as long as anyone could remember, Duchess had lifted her old gray chin at every visitor and watched them walk on by. She never complained. She is a basset of great dignity, and dignity doesn’t beg.

The week after the auction, the Board Chair came out to the barn “to discuss the budget.” He spent the meeting sitting on the floor of Duchess’s run.

“It’s a trial period,” he announced, when he left with her leash in his hand. “Strictly a trial period.”

Two days later he bought her a dog bed shaped like a small sofa, with tufted cushions. The trial period is ongoing. Nobody expects it to end.

The Quilting Circle heard. That Sunday, the oldest member took the auction quilt’s blank square, the one “for the next one,” and stitched a little basset into it, ears down, chin up.

The next one had been here the whole time.

Banjo: Three Hundred and Eleven

IMPORTANT UPDATE: I am going somewhere.

The Volunteer Coordinator put me in his car. Not the truck. A car. He drove a long way, into the city, to a big brick building with a garden and a lot of windows.

My nose went off before we even parked.

Crackers. Saltines. And something else under the crackers. Something I’d been smelling in my sleep for three hundred and eleven days.

I counted them on the fence posts. Every night, one line. Day one, right after the roof. Day ninety-eight, the night of the pie. Day two hundred and twenty-six, the first night of the auction. Last night was three hundred and ten.

Footnote figured it out a long time ago. She put it in a footnote. She said she’d keep it there until I was ready.

The Care Home Nurse met us at the door. She bent down and said, “So you’re Banjo. He talks about you every day.”

She walked us down a hall with soft carpet. At the end there was a room with a window and a chair by the window and a man in the chair, in a cardigan.

His hand was on the armrest.

It was the same hand.

I didn’t bark. I’m not going to tell you I didn’t make any sound, because I did, a little one, high and long, but I did not bark. I walked over very carefully, because there was a lot of equipment and I have manners. And I put my head on his knee.

His hand came down on my head. He found my left ear, the one that stands up, and he scratched behind it. Exactly right. Exactly the same.

He didn’t say anything for a while. Then he leaned down close.

“Good boy,” he said.

I had been good for every single day.

And now I finally had someone to tell.

He opened a sleeve of saltines from his drawer. “One for you,” he said. “One for me.”

He didn’t lose count. Neither did I.

We stayed until the light changed in the window. When it was time to go, he said, “You go on home now. And be good.”

Home. He said home. He’d heard about the barn. The Director sends him pictures every week. He keeps them on the windowsill.

When I got back that night, the Director was waiting at the truck with a piece of paper. Adoption papers. Mine.

“Foster fail,” said the Vet, looking at the paper.

“Foster success,” said Footnote, from the hood of the truck.

I scratched line three hundred and eleven on the fence post. Then I went to bed.

I still count. I just know who I’m telling now.

[Editor note: IMAGE PLACEHOLDER: KEY MOMENT 1 → placed in “Banjo: Three Hundred and Eleven” in the paste; kept here as the master list.]

Footnote: A Desk of One’s Own

I was offered a home. Several, actually. The live videos made me briefly famous among people who appreciate a cat with standards.

I declined.

I have a desk. I have a staff. I have opinions. I am the rescue’s office cat, effective immediately, and my title has been entered into the minutes.

The Administrator took a photograph of me at my desk, on the keyboard, beside a closed coffee can, and mailed it far away, to an address in shaky, slanting handwriting.

On the back she wrote: For the Bookseller. She’s minding the store.

Parsnip: The Stall Named Grace

The roof is finished now. When it rains, I hear it on the tin instead of feeling it on my back.

My stall is the new one at the end of the aisle. The Farrier hung the door. The Junior Volunteer painted the nameplate herself, slow and careful, in white letters on a board the color of a barn.

GRACE.

Some mornings I just stand and look at it. A man said a word over my hay for twelve years, and now the word’s on my door. I don’t think that happens by accident. I think somebody’s glad I’m here.

The Junior Volunteer had an idea, which she is very good at having. Children who are learning to read come out to the barn on Saturday mornings, sit cross-legged on the hay outside my stall, and read to me.

They read slowly. So do I. It works out.

Footnote picks the books. She’s very particular.

Last Saturday a boy read me a picture book about a racehorse who comes from behind and wins the big race in the last stride.

Footnote, from her hay bale: “Spoiler: he wins. Unrealistic.”

I didn’t mind. I listened all the way to the end. I always do. Somebody’s still on the way to the good part, and you might as well be there when they arrive.

[Editor note: IMAGE PLACEHOLDER: KEY MOMENT 2 → placed at the end of “Parsnip: The Stall Named Grace” in the paste; kept here as the master list.]

All Three: The Fence Line

In the evenings now, the three of us meet at the fence line, where the city stops.

On one side, rooftops, and the lights coming on one at a time. On the other, black plank fences and the long green dark of the pasture.

Banjo: I find things. A cat behind glass. A Director in a truck. A man in a chair by a window. Something’s over here. Something’s always over here.

Footnote: I figure things out. A coffee can becomes a bank account. Eleven rows become a city. The truth is usually a list of people who said yes.

Parsnip: And I tell you what it means. It means nobody here was ever really alone. They were just waiting for somebody to notice.

Banjo: Everybody gets a bowl.

Footnote: That is not technically what any of us said.

Parsnip: It’s what we meant.

All Three: & Relief

Banjo: On a wet night in early spring, almost a year after the storm that put me on my doghouse roof, the office phone rang.

The Director listened. Her face did the thing. I know that face now. It’s the face of somebody who’s about to go get muddy.

Footnote: Spring floods in the hills to the east. Creeks over their banks, families evacuated, and a great many animals who’d been left on porches and roofs and in barns, waiting for someone. You’ll recall our sign, out front: FENCE LINE RESCUE & RELIEF. The “& Relief” was always painted smaller, as though it were still deciding.

It had decided.

Banjo: The Director grabbed her keys. I was already at the truck. I was at the truck before she grabbed her keys. I’m fast when it matters.

Footnote: I took the passenger seat. I’m monitoring.

Parsnip: I stood at my window under the roof that a whole city built and watched the truck’s lights go down the lane, past the fence posts with Banjo’s lines on them, past my stall door with the Farmer’s word on it.

Slow down, I wanted to tell them. Somebody’s still on the way.

But that’s not quite right tonight.

Tonight, we are.

The truck pulled out past the fence line, into the dark and the rain, with one ear up in the window.

To be continued.

¹ Washable. I insisted. I am a professional, not a vandal.

² She has not finished it. We expect an update in Season Two.

How Real Rescues Do This

After the charity auction platform closes: thank-yous and what’s next

The bids are in. The roof is on. Now comes the part that decides whether your next auction is easier or harder.

Lesson: thank fast, show impact, plan the next one while the goodwill is warm.

  • Thank everyone within a week, personally. Handwritten notes to bidders, donors, sponsors, and volunteers. A paw print is optional.
  • Thank sponsors publicly, with photos, and tag them so their customers see it too.
  • Show them what their money did. A short “Here’s What You Did” update with before-and-after photos beats any annual report.
  • Capture stories and photos now, while they’re fresh. Adoptions, the new roof, a quote from a bidder. They’re next year’s promotion.
  • Keep your supporter list growing. Every new bidder is a new row.
  • Plan the next auction early. Set a tentative date while people still remember how good it felt. When you’re ready, here’s how to plan your rescue’s next online auction with no up-front cost.

Many real rescues run their auctions through Your Charity Auction. If you’d like help with your first (or next) one, you can talk with a consultant about your own auction (rel=”sponsored noopener”).

Fence Line Rescue and everyone in it are fictional. The fundraising ideas are real.

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Author: Don

Posted On: October 12, 2026 @ 1:53 am