Going, Going… Episode 7

Fence Line Rescue · Season One · Episode 7 · Banjo’s turn

One online charity auction. Seven days. One dog who does not understand why everyone keeps refreshing a phone.

[Editor note: IMAGE PLACEHOLDER: HEADER (16:9)] Caption: “Everybody stay calm. Except me. I’m going to howl.”


IMPORTANT UPDATE: it is opening day.

It is 7:58 a.m. Everybody is in the office. Nobody is sitting down.

The Director is holding a coffee she hasn’t drunk. The Administrator is holding a pen she hasn’t used. The Fundraiser is holding her phone with both hands like it’s a baby bird. The Volunteer Coordinator is bouncing. The Junior Volunteer is in her yellow rain boots, and also in a paper crown, because she says it’s “a special occasion.”

Footnote is sitting on the laptop.

Not next to it. On it.

“Footnote,” the Administrator says, “we need the screen.”

Footnote does not move. She says she’s “monitoring the launch.”

The Fundraiser told me this is what a week-long online charity auction looks like: a laptop, a lot of coffee, and nobody sitting down. I’m sitting down. I’m the only one. I’m very good at it.

It is 8:00 a.m.

The Fundraiser clicks a button.

Nothing happens.

Everybody stares at the screen.

Then, at 8:04, a little sound goes ding.

“BID!” the Fundraiser yells. “We have a BID! On the QUILT!”

Everybody screams. I bark. I bark at the screen. I bark at the word.

IMPORTANT UPDATE: “bid” is not a treat word.

The Director told me so. But then why does everybody get so happy when they say it?

I remain unconvinced.

The First Day

All day long the laptop went ding.

Ding: somebody bid on the fishing trip. Ding: somebody bid on a year of haircuts. Ding: somebody bid on the hoof-care morning, and the Fundraiser read the comment out loud: “For the horse who let the others go first.” It was the Groom. Parsnip put his head through the office window and kept it there for an hour.

Ding, ding, ding: the Pie-a-Month Club.

Every time it dinged, I ran to the laptop and checked. Nobody ever had a treat for me. I kept checking. You have to check.

That night I went out and scratched my line on the fence post by the barn door. The posts were getting full. Day two hundred and twenty-six. Still being good.

The Quiet Middle

On the second day, the dinging slowed down.

On the third day, it slowed down more.

On the fourth day, it was so quiet I could hear Professor the turtle blinking.

The Fundraiser stopped sleeping. She sat at the kitchen table with her phone and refreshed it. Refresh. Refresh. Refresh. Footnote sat next to her and her tail flicked every time.

“It’s over,” the Fundraiser said. “Nobody’s coming. We did everything right and nobody’s coming.”

I didn’t know what to do. So I found a sock and brought it to her.

She held the sock. Then she called the Consultant.

The Consultant had a calm voice. She said the middle of the week is always quieter. “Everybody does it,” she said. “They bid early, then they wait. The last three days are when you push.”

She said to remind everybody who already bid. Post the hot items with links that go right to them. Count down every day. Thank people out loud when they bid, so other people can see it.

The Fundraiser wrote all of it down. Then she put on her shoes.

The Pie War

On the fifth day, things got loud.

The Pie-a-Month Club had two bidders who would not stop.

One was the Vet.

The other was the Board Chair.

Both of them said they weren’t bidding.

“I’m not bidding,” the Vet said, standing in the barn aisle in his ball cap, looking at his phone. “I’m checking the weather.”

Ding.

“I’m not bidding either,” said the Board Chair, sitting on a folding chair, also looking at his phone. “I’m reading the news.”

Ding.

“The weather’s very interesting today,” said the Vet.

Ding.

“So is the news,” said the Board Chair.

The barn picked sides. The Volunteer Coordinator was Team Vet. The Administrator was Team Board Chair. Clementine was on a hay bale, looking at me. I don’t think she was on a team. I think she just likes looking at me.

The Fundraiser posted every new bid on the rescue’s page, with a picture of the pie. People started commenting. GO VET. GO BOARD CHAIR. WHO WILL GET THE PIES. Even people who weren’t bidding started watching.

That’s how the dinging came back.

The Stall

The newest item in the auction was a different kind of item.

It was a stall.

Not my stall. Parsnip’s stall. The new one, which would be under the new roof, which the auction was going to pay for. The Fundraiser called it “Name the New Stall.” Whoever won got to pick what would be painted on the door.

Someone from far away kept bidding on it.

Every time somebody bid higher, the far-away bidder bid higher again. Not by a lot. Just by a little, every time. Steady. Like they weren’t going to stop.

“Who IS that?” the Fundraiser said.

Footnote looked at the screen for a long time. Then she looked out the window at Parsnip.

The far-away bidder won.

The next morning, the Fundraiser called to say thank you. When she hung up, she had a strange look on her face. She walked out to the barn and stood in front of Parsnip’s stall.

“It was the Farmer’s daughter,” she told him. “From his old farm. She’s been following you since the first live video. Her dad watches it with her, every night.”

Parsnip didn’t move.

“She picked a name for the stall,” the Fundraiser said. “She said it’s what her father used to say over the hay every night.”

She held up a piece of paper. It said one word.

GRACE.

Parsnip stood very still. Then he put his head down low, the way he does when he’s listening to something only he can hear.

I don’t know a lot about grace. I know it’s a word, not a person. I know it smells like hay. And I know that I’ve never seen Parsnip stand that still, not even for a plastic bag.

[Editor note: IMAGE PLACEHOLDER: KEY MOMENT 1 → placed at the end of “The Stall” in the paste; kept here as the master list.]

Closing Night

The last night was Saturday.

The barn was full of string lights. The Volunteer Coordinator hung them. The Junior Volunteer wore a party hat on top of her crown. Volunteers sat on hay bales and folding chairs, holding phones. The laptop was on a big table in the middle, and the Fundraiser was showing the whole thing live, so people at home could watch too.

The Radio Host came out to do the countdown. Clementine stood on a hay bale behind her, in the background of the video the whole night, chewing. Nobody knew what she was chewing. Nobody asked.

At nine o’clock the Fundraiser handed the phone to the Director.

The Director doesn’t like asking for things. I know that. She told me in the truck, on my fourth night, with her forehead on the steering wheel. She’d rather muck out fourteen stalls than ask anybody for a dollar.

But this time she wasn’t asking. She was thanking.

She looked at the phone. She took a breath. And she said thank you to the whole city. To the Baker, and the Farrier, and the Quilting Circle, and the feed store, and the board, and every single person on Footnote’s list. She said, “You showed up for a slow horse, a bookstore cat, and a dog on a roof. You showed up for us.”

She got all the way through it.

She didn’t cry. Not once.

I was so proud of her I knocked over a folding chair.

The Last Ten Minutes

Ten minutes left.

Everybody stood up. Everybody was refreshing.

Ding. Ding. Ding-ding-ding.

The Vet and the Board Chair were both bidding on the pies again, and both were still saying they weren’t.

Footnote sat next to the laptop. Her tail flicked every time the page refreshed. Flick. Flick. Flick.

Parsnip had his whole head through the barn window, his ears forward.

And me? I looked at the clock on the screen, the one that was counting down, and I did the only thing I could do.

I howled.

I howled at the clock. I howled at the dings. I howled for the roof, and the hay, and the pies, and the Director, who got all the way through it. Everybody started laughing and counting down with me.

“Five! Four! Three! Two! One!”

Going… going…

Gone.

Enough, and Then Some

The screen stopped dinging.

The Fundraiser looked at the number at the bottom. Then she looked again. She turned the laptop around so the Director could see.

I can’t read numbers. But the Fundraiser said it out loud, slowly, the way you’d say a prayer.

“It’s enough for the roof,” she said. “And then some.”

The Board Chair took his glasses off. The Administrator hugged the Junior Volunteer. The Vet put his ball cap over his face. The Volunteer Coordinator finally blew his whistle, except the Junior Volunteer had it now, so she blew it for him.

(The Board Chair won the pies, by the way. The Vet says he let him.)

And the Director sat down on a hay bale and put her head in her hands.

She cried, then. She’d saved it all up.

But it wasn’t like in the truck. In the truck, the crying was the kind that’s heavy. This crying was light. Like something heavy just got put down.

I knew what to do. I’ve known since my fourth night.

I walked over and put my head on her knee, and I stayed there.

She put her hand on my head. My left ear was up. It’s always up.

“Good job, Banjo,” she said.

It’s not the words I’m waiting for. But they’re close.

[Editor note: IMAGE PLACEHOLDER: KEY MOMENT 2 → placed in “Enough, and Then Some” in the paste; kept here as the master list.]

The Most Important Part

After a while, the Administrator stood up and clapped her hands twice.

“All right, everybody,” she said. “Now comes the most important part.”

Everybody groaned.

She meant the thank-you notes.

Footnote was already on the laptop. Of course she was.


Next time: everybody gets a bowl. And somebody, finally, gets told.


How Real Rescues Do This

What an online charity auction week really looks like

Fence Line’s week was real in every way that matters: a fast start, a scary quiet middle, a bidding war nobody admitted to, and a strong finish.

Lesson: auction week is a plan, not a hope.

  • Expect a quiet middle. Bids usually come early and late. Don’t panic on day three.
  • Push hard in the last three days. Remind everyone who already bid, post your hottest items with direct links, and count down daily.
  • Celebrate bids out loud. Public thank-yous and friendly rivalries (hello, Pie-a-Month Club) pull new bidders in.
  • Offer one meaningful item. A naming opportunity, like “Name the New Stall,” gives far-away supporters a way to be part of the story.
  • Throw a closing-night party, even if it’s online. A live countdown turns bidders into a crowd.
  • Say thank you live, before you know the total.

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Fence Line Rescue and everyone in it are fictional. The fundraising ideas are real.


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